tibasaur xo

sugar-coated-killer:

do u ever lay in bed and get really sad about ur favorite person because theyre not in the bed with u

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foodchewer:

secretlifeofawasian:

foodchewer:

just got my first boner

Congratulations

thanks it was hard

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thesmellofcoffeeinthemorning:

thesmellofcoffeeinthemorning:

there’s a ten year old boy in my high school honors math class who speaks six different languages.

you shitheads think im fucking with you look at this little genius.
image like what even image look at him discussing with our teacher and shit she has more respect for that child than me im so jealous of his like everything. image are you smarter than a fifth grader? image no I’m fucking not.

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battlefieldoflegends:

dadreversal:

gorillas don’t know any bodybuilding techniques so we have probably never seen one at full potential

wow

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twerk-4-tots:

calm-your-cloaca:

babyletyourfantasiesunwind:

yersinia—pestis:

merlinsbearditsthedoctor:

No but I can just imagine a person bursting through the door screaming “I NEED YOUR HELP. IT’S A NINE” and everyone in the shop stops and all collectively goes “Oh shit” and the florists start working frantically while the man/woman just stands there looking scared as fuck while the other customers are trying to figure out what they did. 

that must be bad if it’s a 9 on an alphabetical scale.


IM FUCKGIN CRYING


Mother of god.

diamondtwink:

My life is kind of like when you’re about to sneeze and then don’t

(via bullied)

liftedandgiftedd:

I watched this for so long

eatpussylivehappy:

I think you’re cute

cute as in I wanna hear what you sound like while experiencing an orgasm

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shisnojon:

champainemami:

If any of u are vegetarian send me some recipes or something

lettuce

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volcainist:

When i cant find my mom in walmart image

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thatfunnyblog:

imagine being asked to be in this product’s photo shoot and excitedly bragging to your friends and family you are are going to be on a box just to find out they made you look like this
lizardswarms:

Do it now.
human:

YOU CANT SPRINT WITH US

amoying:

Emma Watson is someone who Hermione would look up to

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